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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
The aftermath
Recently I went on an eight hour drive. What you are about to see may shock and upset you. Viewer discretion is advised.
As you can see, my left arm (the one that hangs out the window when you drive) is severely sunburned. The rest of my body, however, is still very much pale.
I sometimes drive with my arm out the window, but I would never be able to do it for eight hours. However, I do sympathize with your plight, as I have recently become the victim of a classic T-shirt tan.
Shocking and upsetting indeed, but on the bright side (haha, get it?), you have impressively large biceps.
Cofo - I think I would rather be the victim of a t-shirt tan, than the hideous monster I have become. However, thank you for your sympathy.
And yes, I am very strong. Thank you.
Anon #2 - I'll tell you later. But, It is kind of sad that you are my sister and have no idea what is going on in my life. Not that I know about yours.
I believe this condition is hereditary. Blame the Germans.
Also, what kind of camera are you using to take these breathtaking images? It's got to be at least thirty hundred megapixies or something... that detail is insane. Sometimes I forget I'm looking at a photograph and I start talking to you for hours on end... you never respond though... never ever ever...
7 comments:
Where's the penguin?
I liked the penguin...
He was taking an ice bath at the time this photo was taken. It was a hot ride.
I sometimes drive with my arm out the window, but I would never be able to do it for eight hours. However, I do sympathize with your plight, as I have recently become the victim of a classic T-shirt tan.
Shocking and upsetting indeed, but on the bright side (haha, get it?), you have impressively large biceps.
Where did you go that was 8 hours away?
Cofo - I think I would rather be the victim of a t-shirt tan, than the hideous monster I have become. However, thank you for your sympathy.
And yes, I am very strong. Thank you.
Anon #2 - I'll tell you later. But, It is kind of sad that you are my sister and have no idea what is going on in my life. Not that I know about yours.
I believe this condition is hereditary. Blame the Germans.
Also, what kind of camera are you using to take these breathtaking images? It's got to be at least thirty hundred megapixies or something... that detail is insane. Sometimes I forget I'm looking at a photograph and I start talking to you for hours on end... you never respond though... never ever ever...
The camera I use isn't on the market yet. I cannot reveal where i bought it, however, because there are lives at stake.
I've already said too much.
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