Thursday, February 18, 2010

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Bear. . . no really, he was.

Over the last few weeks I have sat in front of my computer trying to come up with something to blog about. But nothing happened.

Therefore I've decided to just put down whatever crap comes to mind.

1.) Last night I went and saw the movie Valentines Day . . . it was just as terrible as the actual day itself. I was really looking forward to it because Patrick Dempsey is in it, and I'm sort of in love with him right now. The problem was that there were also 30 other main characters crammed into a two hour time slot. Don't waste your money on this one. (Approximate Patrick Dempsey screen time = 10 minutes . . . maybe only 8).

2.) On Tuesday night I was at WalMart doing some shopping when I passed a mother and her baby. That's not unusual right? WRONG. The mother was pushing her cart, and the baby was crawling alongside her on the floor.

3.) I upgraded my cable box to a DVR box and it lowered my monthly payment. That's right, lowered. Also, there is now a loud buzzing noise coming from my television.

4.) Aside from the Olympics being on where I work, I have not watched them at all. I think I might be subconsciously boycotting them because they are preventing new episodes of "The Office", "Parks and Rec" and "Community" from being on.

5.) Yesterday was Ash Wednesday and although I didn't get ashes put on my forehead I did decide to give up eating at fast food restaurants. I thought about giving up Red Bull, but I have like 5 in my fridge and it would have been IMPOSSIBLE. What did you give up for Lent? ( And don't tell me you gave up giving up stuff, that doesn't count)

6.) I really like yogurt parfaits now.

7.) I really want to learn how to ride a unicycle. Would anyone like to buy me a unicycle?

8.) Mom - I need you to do my taxes.

9.) I have a headache right now, but what else is new. In relation to that, a lot of people say that sometimes they get sick when they work out . . . well what does it mean when you feel sick if you don't work out?

10.) That's about it.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Guess What




Any guesses as to what I am trying to convey here?