I've seen the Future . . .

. . . and it is HERE!

How many times have you thought to yourself "Man, I wish my ruler would fold up so it would fit in my pocket better!"

I'm guessing you think that on a daily basis, right?

I know I did . . . until now, when all my dreams came true.




Normal ruler right?



Uh-Oh, what's happening?!?



MAGIC, that's what.

Melvin

For the last few years I have been wanting a Road bike. I don't know what it is about them, I just think they are awesome.

About two weeks ago I found my Road Bike soul mate. His name is Melvin . . . yes, he's a boy . . . and he is awesome.




Other than that, I only have one more thing I want to share: people, as in human beings, are now wearing tails. It's all the rage. Get used to it.



See? I told you.