When my brother got home, I showed him the business cards. After admitting to taking yet another trip to a store I've been frequenting lately, in order to make said business cards, he began to wonder how I could turn this problem into profit.
So my question is, how much would you pay? Keep in mind I'm fragile, and while I hope you're being honest in your answers, I'm not looking for honesty as much as I am compliments.
Sorry you can't read the fine print. I'm not an amateur photographer like my brother and his wife to be ( IN 15 DAYS!). So if you're interested, here's what it says.
top left:
Bowler.
Hostess.
Bad Ass.
lower left:
You want me.
Come find me.
Yeah, she's a bowler too. We're basically sisters from different misters . . . also, we don't have the same mother.
