I can't make this stuff up/ Conversations among siblings

My oldest sister -  I would only consider having a kid if I could genetically engineer it . . . and I wouldn't want it to look like me. It would be a boy . . . blue eyes . . . dark hair . . . tall . . . and skinny.

Me - You just described a young Dick Van Dyke . . . like exactly.

Can we all just agree to agree that I'm right about this?

(Yes, his eyes are blue)

These are My Confessions - Usher

Speaking of Usher (Usher has a song/album called 'Confessions'), did you know me and him have the same birthday? Pretty neat, right?

Anyway, on to my confession.

As most of you may know, I tend to develop crushes on famous comedians. There's a long list of them, all usually in their late 30's to mid 40's, but none of you really now who the first one was.

Sure, you may think it was Peter Scolari, hell, even I used to think that . . . but looking back, I realized these crushes started much, much earlier.

His name - Big Bird.