My oldest sister - I would only consider having a kid if I could genetically engineer it . . . and I wouldn't want it to look like me. It would be a boy . . . blue eyes . . . dark hair . . . tall . . . and skinny.
Me - You just described a young Dick Van Dyke . . . like exactly.
Can we all just agree to agree that I'm right about this?
(Yes, his eyes are blue)