As some of you know, I have a top secret job. You might also know that this Top Secret job has nothing to do with Psychology, the field in which I have a Bachelors Degree.
I have been thinking a lot about what I really want to do with my life, and yesterday after watching the movie "Watchmen", inspiration struck, and I just knew.
I want to be a SuperHero.
I figure it will mostly involve things like this:
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My superhero name will be "The Heropotamus". I figure I will save living things from a most certain death and then have therapy sessions with them so they can deal with the Post traumatic stress they will most certainly be suffering from .
Saving their lives will be free, but I will charge a competitive rate for each therapy session.
All I have to do now is learn how to fly. This shouldn't be too difficult. I must ask all 6 of my readers to keep this information confidential once I hit the headlines of every major and minor newspaper in every city in the world. Thank you.