It seems that every blog I follow had a new post today. I feel it's a sign that I too, must post. Do I have anything interesting to say? No, not at all. So I'll just take you through my day. Prepare to be bored.
9:30 am - Woke up without the help of an alarm clock. Realized I didn't have to be awake yet, went back to sleep.
10 am - Alarm clock went off, I hit the snooze.
10:05 am - Really tired but can't stop thinking that any minute my alarm is going to go off again and I will have to wake up and get ready for work. So I just get up.
10:06 am - Brush my teeth.
10:09 am - Turn shower on, then proceed to take shower.
10:19 am - get dressed, brush hair, lotion up.
10:25 - check e-mail, facebook, twitter . . . the usual.
10:35 - Leave apartment, lock door, walk down to car, start car, leave parking lot, etcetera.
10:40 am - Stop at 7 11 for much needed caffeinated beverage.
10:42 am - Walk to counter to purchase caffeinated beverage, girl behind counter annoys me insisting that I was just there purchasing the exact same drink. I use my bachelors degree in Psychology to assess that she is crazy. She keeps talking, her coworker gets involved. I think to myself "please just take my money and give me my change so I can go." Eventually this happens. Leave extremely annoyed but excited about my caffeinated beverage.
10:45 am - Drive to work.
11:03 am - Enter building I work in, still feeling tired, and wondering once again if there was actually any caffeine in my so called "caffeinated beverage".
11:06 am - Steal Dear Abby and Word Jumble from place of businesses Newspaper.
11:08 am - Skim Dear Abby for interesting problem. No luck, proceed to solve word Jumble.
11:10 - Word Jumble solved. Yes, I am a genius.
11:15 - Begin work.
Unfortunately, I cannot go into detail about my work day, sworn to secrecy.
2:45 pm - Finish work day. Drive home.
3:15 pm - Eat lunch.
3:30 pm - Check e-mail, facebook, twitter.
4:00 pm - Fall asleep from doing exhausting top secret work for three hours.
6:30 pm - Get ready for gym.
6:45 pm - Leave for gym. Wave to lovely old lady who lives next door to me and often sits outside with what I can only assume is her bff and talks.
7:00 pm - Arrive at gym, walk to treadmill. Adjust my shoes, retie them, strap on ipod, turn on music and run 2 miles.
7:30 pm - Begin weight lifting portion of gym time. Sculpt my legs to perfection, conveniently forget to stretch, and leave gym.
8:00 pm - Drive to Walmart to buy some food.
What I purchased at Walmart : Ice, Starbucks Frappucinos, toothpicks, 2 red bell peppers, 2 onions, 1 box multigrain farfalle pasta, 1 package gum, mushrooms, plastic cups (red), 1 box twinkies, 1 box hostess cupcakes.
No, I'm not proud of those last two things . . . But DAMNIT there was candy everywhere because of halloween, I was only born with so much will power.
8:30 pm - Drive home.
8:40 pm - Arrive home. Struggle to carry all grocery bags up at once to avoid second trip. Look for old ladies, but they must have gone inside.
8:45 pm - Put groceries away, wash dishes.
9:00 pm - Take another shower.
9:10 pm - Cook dinner.
9:30 pm - Eat delicious dinner while watching "How I Met Your Mother" online.
10:00 pm - Fight urge to eat entire box of hostess cupcakes and twinkies. Instead, have one of each.
10:15 pm - Read the blogs I follow . . . surprised to see that all of them have posted today. Decide to come up with my own post, no matter how boring it is.
10:30 - Begin writing post, and trying to recall events of the day.
11:29 - Finish post, realizing how boring my day was.