I woke up this morning and realized that I forgot to post yesterday.
Am I ashamed of myself? Yes
Am I a huge hypocrite? Yes
Do I feel empty inside? Yes
Do I have a good excuse for what I've done? Maybe
Did anyone try to remind me to post via twitter? No
Did someone else NOT post again? Yes
Does he have a good excuse? Doubtful
Can we pretend today is Monday? You tell me.
Did it snow last night? Yes
Isn't it May though? Sure is.
Well then why is it still so cold? Probably because the world is about to end.
Am I going to talk about my garage sale adventure some more? No, no I don't think so.
Can I change "Post Every Monday For the Rest of the Year" to "Post Once a Week For the Rest of the Year"? Yes, I think I have that kind of power. . . . PoOnWeFoReYe (Poonweeforyee)?
Problem solved? Yes