Here is a list of things I have noticed and thought to myself "Why?"
1.) Why is it that every Longs Drugstore I go to there is always a male employee who is slightly overweight, has long hair (tied back in a ponytail of course) and lots of tattoos? Is that some sort of prerequisite for working there?
2.) Why are there people in this world that don't like Peanut Butter? Did their parents over feed it to them when they were children? Are they missing important taste buds? Are they eating the wrong brand of Peanut butter? Whatever it is, it doesn't make sense.
3.) Who came up with the "tie"? Why did someone, at some point, decide that a man should have a long skinny piece of fabric hanging around his neck? And why are women excluded from this fashion? Sure, we can wear them, but it's not the same.
4.) Why are there commercials for scary movies late at night? I believe you! You have scared me . . . against my will . . . please stop!
5.) Why can't there be a version of "The Biggest Loser" for people who aren't overweight? I know, I know, the whole show is about overweight people getting their lives back, but I just think there could be a spin off for people that aren't overweight, but want to make themselves completely ripped. I think it would get a lot of viewers. People would watch it to look at beautiful bodies become even more beautiful. I know I'm right on this one.
6.) Three words: Decaffeinated Red Bull. Sometimes I want a Red Bull with the same amount of sugar, but none of the caffeine. What can I say, I like the taste. Why has this multi-million dollar company not even tried to sell this product?
7.) We all know about the famous foam finger you can get at pretty much any sporting event. Why not a foam hand? Five times the fingers equals five times the fun.
8.) Why are we still allowing cell phones in restaurants? We've eliminated smoking and I think its time we started checking cell phones at the door. At least don't give me that look when I try to get a drink order out of you only to realize you are on the phone. I'M JUST DOING MY JOB!
9.) Why do parents these days insist on making up names for their newborn children? I'm sorry you weren't there, but all the names have been made up. David, Karen, Jonathan, Amanda . . . these are real names, plus thousands more that don't make other people cringe. JUST PICK ONE FROM THE LIST!
10.) Nope, just kidding, there is no number ten. Sorry.
I know some of these topics have already been observed, but I just wanted you to know that I've observed them too.