Today I volunteered to help rebuild the DeMaat Theater stage at The Second City. If you look closely at the back wall there, you can see a few white spots . . . those are holes . . . and I don't want to brag, but . . . I helped spackle those holes.
So yeah . . . add carpenter to my resume.
In other news, who likes The Hunger Games?!
Everybody, that's who! Which is why I'm sure this is guaranteed to be my best selling envelope EVER!