I often lay awake at night pondering life's most difficult questions.
- What is my purpose?
- Is there a God?
- Why are there so many flavors of gum? Are they all really necessary?
Well guess what world? We don't have to wonder anymore. All of our questions can be answered for just $6.99*, with this new, amazing product:
You can bet this little gem is going on my birthday list**!
In other news, I have added a new product to my line of tiny envelopes. I think you'll be pleased.
*I didn't actually check to see how much the Unicorn button costs.
**I also accept gifts on any other day of the year.
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