1.) On my birthday, I didn't have any cake. (That sounds sad, doesn't it? Don't worry, it was a choice.)
2.) I've eaten more carrots in the last week than I have in the last ten years.
3.) Two weeks ago, I switched from coffee to tea. It's starting to grow on me.
4.) I am no longer crazy in love with Dick Van Dyke.
If you don't even have to think about it before you guess, you are ineligible.
Don't let the fact that I have yet to send out prizes for last years winners deter you. However, there will be no prizes this year.
This is my nephew, and yes, he is laughing in your face.