Today I was looking at my bank statement, and I thought, what if when I was 10, I was allowed to see one thing as a glimpse into my future and it was this bank statement.
I think this would be my thought process: (Remember, this is 10 year old me.)
1.) Wow, I have over a hundred dollars! Ima gonna be rich! (Say that last part with an Italian accent).
2.) Why did I need 40 gallons of gas? (I spent 41 dollars at the gas station, gas was like a dollar a gallon back then . . . you get it now.)
3.) I sure do shop at 7-Eleven a lot . . . probably buying candy.
4.) Starbucks? What is that? In chicago? Why the heck would I be in Chicago? I must have been visiting my cousins, we're probably besties.
5.) Who's Dominick and why do I keep buying things from him?
6.) What's a "PIN POS Purchase Fee"? They better be good for 25 cents!
Poor, stupid, 10 year old me.
Now picture this dude saying, "Ima gonna be rich!", with an Italian accent.
3 comments:
He would have an English or Scots accent...
pretty much anything that guy says is going to be adorable.
10 year olds are so dumb.
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