If the world turns out the way I want it to . . .
Begin Scene
Me - Good morning.
Server - Can I get you started with something to drink? Coffee? RedBull?
Me - I'm actually ready to order everything if that's okay?
Server - Sounds good, what can I get for you?
Me - Well, I will have that RedBull, sugar free if you have it . . . and for breakfast [tapping fingers on chin while reading order from the menu] I would like the tub of Red Vines [pause, then decide to order more] . . . with a side of Reeses Peanut butter cups please.
Server - Excellent choice ma'am.
End Scene
* Remember, this is the future, the names are going to be . . . different.
3 comments:
Thanksgiving menu?
Like katniss?
So you're having a sugar-free Redbull and a couple of pounds of sugar for breakfast?
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