Of course I would never eat it because a.) I'm a vegetarian and b.) it must be against The Unicorn Code even though it doesn't technically say so.
However, if you should so desire to purchase a can, it's $11.99 at thinkgeek.com.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
I'm pretty sure this is against my new religion
I was doing some online window shopping, when I came across this.
Of course I would never eat it because a.) I'm a vegetarian and b.) it must be against The Unicorn Code even though it doesn't technically say so.
However, if you should so desire to purchase a can, it's $11.99 at thinkgeek.com.
Of course I would never eat it because a.) I'm a vegetarian and b.) it must be against The Unicorn Code even though it doesn't technically say so.
However, if you should so desire to purchase a can, it's $11.99 at thinkgeek.com.
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It's tempting, but I think we all know what would happen if you actually ate it.
"It is a monstrous thing, to slay a unicorn. Only one who has nothing to lose, and everything to gain, would commit such a crime. The blood of a unicorn will keep you alive, even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price. You have slain something pure and defenceless to save yourself, and you will have but a half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the blood touches your lips."
-Firenze, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
is that really just SPAM in there?
my word verification is "thybio." is this post a reflection of me in some way?
Aw man, someone beat me to the Harry Potter reference!
I was going to say though, killing a unicorn would be pretty much like killing a mockingbird - they ain't do nothin' but sing (paraphrasing here) and we all know how TKAM turned out (not too good)
Cadiz, my word verification is "suxest". Sounds like a very high-level backhanded compliment.
Well it probably tastes better than that can of whale blubber they were selling at Trader Joe's
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